Swiss cheese, kind of thinly sliced and floppy with big holes in it.

Pity me I have just read fuck knows how many pages on play which covered everything from breast feeding to quantum physics, gods do I wish I was joking about that but no, Richard Schechner you just went on The List. And now I have to:

find at least 3 reasonably interesting facts about Chekov

write a 1000 word individual reflective statement on Scaramouche Jones with the title "Critically discuss the effectiveness of the dramatic and theatrical choices made by your group to realise the given excerpt in performance and within this context, analyse the particular role you played."

And if not learn then at least get the jist of my lines for the 10 page section of Look Back in Anger which we've barely rehearsed and are supposed to be performing in class tomorrow. However, seeing as my voice has been little more than a croak since Thursday night that might be slightly moot. Then again, if I don't learn it my voice will be back tomorrow. That's just how my life goes.